1. What is my idea for a commercial? Well, a ridiculously hideous and impractical piece of clothing sounds like a lot of fun. :D
2. This product is going to attract the likes of everyone, because it'll be so darn hideous they'll all want one!
3. Order of Commercial:
  • Crisis one might have in life involving clothing
  • Introduce this particular piece of clothing as the solution
  • Brag about its upsides in a sarcastic manner
  • Show price
  • End Commercial

Here is a great example of my idea for a spoof commercial (spoofmercial?). All credits go to jacksfilms for this excellent piece of work!